Breaking the Bad Habit Chain

Are children destined to inherit the habits of their parents? If so, that’s bad news for my kid who has a lifetime of slovenliness, poor sportsmanship, and hours-spent-watching-herself-cry-in-the-mirror to look forward to.
(* WARNING: contains nudity — or at least a very unreasonable facsimile of it.)

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